we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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