A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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