i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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