How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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