were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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