I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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