I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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