Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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