But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my shit smells like andre
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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