My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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