Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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