I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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