yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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