Sponge bath it is.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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