she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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