How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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