do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
