I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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