Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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