I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
