it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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