You're so nebulous sometimes
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think people are normalizing furries
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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