With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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