Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize