How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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