brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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