Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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