it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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