that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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