i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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