Is it because I queefed?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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