is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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