i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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