I want to walk on stilts...naked
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize