you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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