please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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