at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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