Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
