I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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