i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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