It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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