He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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