ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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