and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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