All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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