he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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