I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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