some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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