Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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