You're so nebulous sometimes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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