So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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