**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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