dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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