Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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