He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
where are you?
Hypothermia
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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