He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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