I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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